I got nothing.
Sincerely, Charlie Borges.
(Editor’s note, it is FanSided policy to make all articles 250 words in order to publish them, but personally, I find this extremely funny. So, I will tell you a story.
This one time there was a team that was so very bad.
They kept going down huge in the first period, and even when they didn’t, they were blowing the very few leads they had.
Their young players were performing, but it was never enough.
Even when they could score some goals, the defense didn’t bring the tough.
The goalie should have been great, but something wasn’t right.
When the going got tough, the rest of the team took flight.
There’s no way it could get worse, this team’s fans would say.
But something even worse, felt like it was only a day away.
We kept hoping for the future, and looking towards the next draft pick.
Then we realized, the last time the worst team won that lottery trick.
There were angry nights and even worse afternoons.
Yet we keep watching, while this team turns us into loons.
There’s happier TV on that show “This Is Us.”
This team makes us feel like we got hit by a bus.
The season is almost over, and boy we can’t wait.
Because if we have to go through this that much longer, we’ll see again what we just ate.
Okay, so it wasn’t exactly a Dr. Seuss classic, but it’s free content while we’re all sad.)