On the first day of Christmas, NJ Devil gave to me, a one-game winning streak.
On the second day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, two first-overall picks and a one-game winning streak.
On the third day of Christmas, NJ Devil gave to me, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the fourth day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the fifth day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the sixth day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, six more years of Jack, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the seventh day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, the seventh game in Jersey, six more years of Jack, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the eighth day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, eight goals for a streaking Timo, the seventh game in Jersey, six more years of Jack, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the ninth day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, nine really bad starts, eight goals for a streaking Timo, the seventh game in Jersey, six more years of Jack, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the tenth day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me,10 Hughes penalty minutes, nine really bad starts, eight goals for a streaking Timo, the seventh game in Jersey, six more years of Jack, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, 11 Marino assists, 10 Hughes penalty minutes, nine really bad starts, eight goals for a streaking Timo, the seventh game in Jersey, six more years of Jack, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cup championships, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, NJ Devils gave to me, 12 minutes of Holty (per game), 11 Marino assists, 10 Hughes penalty minutes, nine really bad starts, eight goals for a streaking Timo, the seventh game in Jersey, six more years of Jack, fiiiiiiive wins for Schmid, four Vezina Trophies, three Stanley Cups, two first-overall picks, and a one-game winning streak. Hey, it's better than all those birds.